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It's close enough, and I was more refferring to your language, but anyways. That's kind of weird. And kind of funny in a way. Yeah, that's pretty sick... no offense to you, but I prefer a living partner. lol

The second part of that (I assume you mean "Didnt know it was out, my arse.") is a figure of speech. One repeats a sentence (such as "I didnt know it was out when I got it"), and tacks on "my a**", or something similar, expressing the thought that the quoted sentence is bull****.

You're very welcome. Yeah... you're pourtugese... which brings me to a question. When you're working with a language that isnt your main language, do you find yourself translating the words and sentences in your head, or do you kind of understand it in the language it's written? I ask because I find myself using latin words as if they were english, without a second thought. To have intercourse with your rotting corpse. lmao. No, I think we shall let you live for now. I just kind of grossed myself out, which doesnt happen very often.

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I'm calling you a liar. Didnt know it was out, my arse.

Nother minor correction. Beautiful woman. Am I the only one who has to think every time they spell beautiful? The beginning is so weird... Fine, we'll get you in your sleep.

I'm thinking of how horrified the guy mustave been.

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Yeah, right. That's almost as funny as you saying you were a girl.

A woman. Fine, we'll blindfold you and use a guillotine. Quick, and you wont "see" it coming.

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You probobly slept all day beforehand and stocked up on energy drinks to prepare.

That's exactly what I'm trying to say. You are not a girl. If I ever get to the point that I could possibly die of old age (or any age over 55), I'm just going to kill myself. I REALLY dont want to be old. Being old would suck. Laying in bed all day, crapping all over yourself... actually, that doesnt sound half bad. Sign me up for a retirement home!

6 hours is plenty of time when, between pages, you're going to the bathroom, taking smoke breaks, etc. Not to mention I didnt start untill 9pm, so I was pretty tired for most of it. Oh, and I can manage to breathe and read at the same time. Amazing huh?

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No way, my blinking puts me at a half hour faster than you.

Nice? doubtful. A girl? extremely doubtful. But anyways... yeah, back on topic. Criminals should be sentenced to life without parole over death, because sitting in a cell for your entire life is certainly more horrible (although potentially cruel), than a clean quick death by electric chair, leathal injection, or hanging. They should bring back beheadings too. If I ever kill myself I'm going to do it with a guillotine, just because that would be the coolest way to die EVER.

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New subject because I'm not ACTUALLY gay... although you probobly figured that out, and this needs to hurry up and get buried before someone sees.

Oh yeah, I forgot blinking. That's like a half hour right there!

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Yeah. Dont look in the closet I came out of though. You will find a trio of naked gay midgets... not a pretty sight for those without that kind of fetish. New subject!

I very seriously hope you added one to many zeros on there, and even then 13 hundred is way too much for those specs. Last summer, for $900, I got the following: Athlon 64 2800+ 1.81Ghz 512 stick of ram Radeon 9250 AGP 128MB Console controlled fan system Sony DVD +/- RW Floppy and Flash drives 20" ViewSonic UltraBrite E70f+ Creative SB Audigy 2 Logitech 5.1 surround system w/ sub 150G, 7200 rpm hard disk Thank you CyberPower! lol

My only gripe with cable is that the router get's screwey sometimes and the connection goes down to below a kilo/s. Reset the router and it's back up to 54Mb/s. Have to do that every other frickin day... I'd rather jam a spoon up my arse and leave it there than go back to dial-up.