Nat Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 LOL that cracked me up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AverageJoe Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 LoL................................whats a compact? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyle Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 lmao. I got a blonde joke: One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny. The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AverageJoe Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Q: how do you kill a Blonde A: stick a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyle Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 omfg, that is so funny! I got another one that may not be as funny as that but has something to do with killing a blonde and water: Q: How do you kill a Blonde? A. tell her to go to the bottom of the ocean to look for starfish Its the same question but different answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AverageJoe Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 lol never heard that one before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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