miccadoin Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 every kids needs to know em' my personal fave excuse is sumthin extremely technical that the teacher wont understand like: my USB 2.0 infared portable device was not comaptible with the schools pc operating system because a kernel inside the mainframe is corrupt and needs replacing. lol or sumthin like that. the u got ur old one like, my dog ate it, or whatever u can think of. ur best choice is sumthin technical(unless it was IT homework, then ur screwed) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
interval Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 the u got ur old one like, my dog ate it, or whatever u can think of. ur best choice is sumthin technical(unless it was IT homework, then ur screwed) Eh... generally my best choice was to, you know... do my homework... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miccadoin Posted December 9, 2006 Author Share Posted December 9, 2006 of course thats your best choice, but everyone needs an excuse sometime during school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cartoonorbit164 Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 The more complex, the better. When the teacher asks why I've not done homework that was set a week ago - I don't make up one excuse, I make up 7 (one for each day). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quantum Media LLC Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 The more complex, the better. When the teacher asks why I've not done homework that was set a week ago - I don't make up one excuse, I make up 7 (one for each day). HEY even better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gma Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 the only problem is, they usually say to plan ahead of time and then mark it late. But, it does fool some teachers... I just do my home work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conor Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Or you can get a class-wide excuse and everyone says that the teacher gave the homework for the next day. ==>Teacher: I must have marked that in wrong then... Off the hook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AverageJoe Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 You could always get the whole school to skip one day, they won't punish everyone, so make sure that if you start the idea that you don't let them no. They will only come after the main people behind organizing the stunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gma Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 @awesomejoe: Im sure it wont be a problem getting more than 3/4 of the entire school to skip on that day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyle Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 I got one: You almost got hit by a car, so you started chasing it. *Don't say that if your fat* Actually AwesomeJoe, your idea might work if your school only have 4 people and you were one of the 3 yea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eeor3 Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 Technical failures are good. "I sent it to your email on *ENTER DUE DATE HERE*. You didn't get it?" (if needed, add the wrong email address in there) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AverageJoe Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 You could always get the whole school to skip one day, they won't punish everyone, so make sure that if you start the idea that you don't let them no. They will only come after the main people behind organizing the stunt. Well it would be totally worth it! Its just like a food fight, you prob won't be able to get enough people but if you could then go for it. P.S. your teachers actually take excuses from you? I could be like "first my mom and my dad died in a car crash, than I went over to my grandparents and they had a heart attack while getting freaky, so then I went to my aunts and she killed herself to follow the trend of the family, so then I had to go get therapy so that I didn't kill myself. So I didn't have a suffecient amount of time to do my homework, can you please allow me to turn it in at a later time." and her reply would be"Go *&^%$ yourself!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnage Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 My homework excuses is smth like that:"Forgot notebook";"Dog ate it" "My little brother burnt it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_god_2000 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 what i do is i wait till im asked and then just say the first thing that comes to my head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelso Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 I just say: I tried to email it to you, but I got a mailer-daemon error. It works really well, especially if your teacher is sort of techie. Ahh, the nostalgia of the good old days... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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