NRG Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 A Medical Problem An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?" "Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week." Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson's office. "Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting just as much, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?" "Calm down, Mrs. Harris," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naynesh Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 Haha "We'll work on your hearing" i get it where did you get that from Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naynesh Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 WHat website is this on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
santa Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 lol thats funny *stop double posting you will get fined, and banned eventually* but lol that is one funny joke. did you get of humor.net?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euler Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 Hhahhaa!,what is this? haha l0l Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XPlumpedXLipsXandXArsenicX Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Pretty funny. Ironically, I call my friends immature, hten go into fits of laughing hysteria at fart jokes...hmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShannenName Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Hahahaha that's pretty funny, i was thinking, where is this going... then at the end..hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimBOB Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Thats hillarious! "Now we'll work on your hearing!" wow... priceless, where in the world do you get these? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demize Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 That is quite amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjagaiden Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 i am rather lafing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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