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What Not To Put On Your Application For Employment


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Well.... I've got a better answer for that....

 

Name : JcX

S3x : 3 times a week

Occupation : Just lost my job, else I won't be attending this interview

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Gosh~~~ THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!

and how come mc donald still hires this fella, with the reason "honesty".

I guess he would be just messing around with the application form, and unexpectedly, he got hired. LOLZ

 

I still thinks that my answer for this was more suitable

 

S3x : Does masturbation counts?

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HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?:

I was the first person to play the COPS theme song while getting a ticket

 

Definitely the line of the day for me, lol.

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