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This thread is called "Corrupt-A-Wish", a magical thread of... Magical magicalness....

 

 

Anyway, the object of this forum game is to write something you wish for. The poster below you will grant it, but corrupt it in some way.

 

For example:

"I wish for a pony"

 

Poster replies:

"Granted, but on the first day you get it, it kicks you in the nuts.

 

I wish I had 4 seasons of LOST on DVD."

 

Poster replies:

"Granted, but all the bonus disks are missing, meaning you have to figure out the answers to the questions yourself.

 

I wish for a $50,000 computer with free wireless internet for life."

 

Poster replies:

"Granted, but the only game you are allowed to play on it is, 'Hello Kitty: Island Adventure'(which IS a real game, unfortunately for you)"

 

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I'll start us off:

 

I wish for telekinesis

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Granted, but the first time you use it, you maim yourself with the item you're trying to move.

 

I wish for cars that don't require a fuel of any type (gas, electricity, etc.)...

Granted, but it's illegal to own and you get arrested and sentenced to life because you refuse to divulge the info on how you came to obtain the car.

 

I wish I didn't have to work today

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Granted, you get fired and don’t need to work.

 

I wish for a golf range

Granted, but it's always on fire.

 

I wish for more sleep.

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Sorry, I'm new around here and I don't know how to quote a comment in my phone, but regarding pooks's comment:

Your wish is granted but you never wake up again (kinda spooky, isn't?)

 

I wish for world peace!

Press the person whose reply you wanna quote once and you should see a 'Quote' button.

 

For your wish, that's granted but the 'world' would be Mars where you'd be sent staright after my post.

 

I wish I die.

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Sorry, I'm new around here and I don't know how to quote a comment in my phone, but regarding pooks's comment:

Your wish is granted but you never wake up again (kinda spooky, isn't?)

 

I wish for world peace!

Press the person whose reply you wanna quote once and you should see a 'Quote' button.

 

For your wish, that's granted but the 'world' would be Mars where you'd be sent staright after my post.

 

I wish I die.

Granted, but your gonna die eventually anyway, so nothing happens.

 

I wish for my anxiety to disappear.

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I wish for my anxiety to disappear.

Granted, but now you fear nothing and do selfish things that would make you complete like fall off cliffs.

 

I wish no more criminals would try to use HelioHost for their phishing.

Granted, now they all DDOS the servers at the same time causing the entire system to go down and successfully ending Heliohost as a company.

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