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Why I fired my secretary.


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Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably a present for me.

 

Forget "Happy Birthday", She didn't even say "Good Morning".

 

I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the children will remember."

 

Children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.

 

I started to the office I was feeling pretty low.

 

As I walked into my office my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning, boss. Happy Birthday."

 

And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.

 

I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."

 

I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go." We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

 

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

 

I said, "No, I guess not."

 

She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go change."

 

"Sure," I excitedly replied.

 

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

 

And there I sat... on the couch... naked.

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