Dragonfire Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 check out The guide to wife translations : The wife says: You want The wife means: You want The wife says: We need The wife means: I want The wife says: It's your decision The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious The wife says: Do what you want The wife means: You'll pay for this later The wife says: We need to talk The wife means: I need to complain The wife says: Sure... go ahead The wife means: I don't want you to The wife says: I'n not upset The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron The wife says: You're ... so manly The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights The wife means: I have flabby thighs. The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient The wife means: I want a new house. The wife says: I want new curtains. The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper! The wife says: I need wedding shoes. The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white. The wife says: Hang the picture there The wife means: No, I mean hang it there! The wife says: I heard a noise The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep. The wife says: Do you love me? The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive. The wife says: How much do you love me? The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like. The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute. The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap. The wife says: Am I fat? The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful. The wife says: You have to learn to communicate. The wife means: Just agree with me. The wife says: Are you listening to me? The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.] The wife says: Yes The wife means: No The wife says: No The wife means: No The wife says: Maybe The wife means: No The wife says: I'm sorry The wife means: You'll be sorry The wife says: Do you like this recipe? The wife means: You better get used to it The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place. The wife says: Was that the baby? The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him The wife says: I'm not yelling! The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important! In answer to the question "What's wrong?" The wife says: The same old thing. The wife means: Nothing. The wife says: Nothing. The wife means: Everything. The wife says: Nothing, really. The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot. The wife says: I don't want to talk about it. The wife means: I'm still building up steam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roote Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 sooooo true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laos Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 amen to that! XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prashant Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Nice One Dragon Fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiviro Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1337 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Very True! There should be a translator for this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisrulz911 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 lol The wife says: Was that the baby? The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him o.0, walk the baby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldar Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Did you actually write those down or did you copy and paste from the site? SCREW writing all of that down XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quantum Media LLC Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nat Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AverageJoe Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 lol that was a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrey Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Rofl... all the way true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quantum Media LLC Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 i think that goes in any relationship.... my boyfriend is just like that!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rieLoves7 Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 hahaha. i hope im not going to be like that T_T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJKING Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 very very True, Lol Good Find Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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