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I can relate to those AOL jokes

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I know, it brought tears to my eyes.

I think it is only illegal for telemarketers just like that 'do not call list'. Mainly because they have the calling card thing you can buy and it allows you to type any ID# number in the CID box. Expensive too.

I know, That's what makes it so funny. here's a qick one just so I dont start a new topic: Q: How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? A: His hand caught fire. LMAO

A cop stops his police car when he sees a couple sitting on the curb. The chap is laying on his side with his trousers pulled down, the girl has her finger in his [bleeped!], and she's reaming away with a vengeance. The cop says, "What the hell is going on here?" The girl says, "This is my date. When I told him I wouldn't spend the night with him, he started pounding down the booze. Now, he's too drunk to drive me home, so I'm trying to sober him up by making him puke." The cop says, "That's not gonna make him puke." She says, "Yeah? Wait till I switch this finger to his mouth."

Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son. The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have secs?" The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14."

I don't know how real this is but funny none the less.

Doesn't work for me, but I did hear a similar thing where you type a similar script in the bar and hit go then all the images will fly all over the page. Pretty cool ffor a parlour trick, can't remember the code though

haha no you wouldnt lol@ that You liked that mama joke didn't ya? Good?...well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night But, hey, if I wanted a comeback, christ, I'd just wipe it off Yo Mamma's chin... --old one I know but still ok in my book. here's a little off topic humor: "If I want any lip from you, I'll rattle my zipper"

I had to think about that one for a second, whew!

LMAO, creativity at its finest!

I work in a call center and get alot of privacy managers (and I'm not a telemarketer). My waste management calls me with the #(999)999-9999 I want that for my work. Anyone know about that? I searched but all I come up with is calling cards.

My wizdom: Never pay for anything you can get for free!

I use IE7, its a standard and that's the only reason. I have no issues with security that everyone talks about. The 2 things I don't like about FF is that even when you opt to not be asked for confirmations, it still gives you the dialog any way and the way pages are not reading HTML properly.