Coriolis

Gmail, back since they went out of invite-only status. I used Hotmail before that, but I only use that for MSN Live Messenger now.

I'd like to think that evolution exists. There's a good fat amount of evidence towards it (nothing that can come close to proving it beyond a doubt) but I can't think of a better theory as of yet. I might start leaning towards the Flying Spaghetti Monster though. (Goodwill toward man and all his supposed ancestors. RAmen.)

Last I checked, it's confoundedly difficult to eat muffins when you're dead.

I used to wonder about this a lot. Am I real? Do I exist? In the ever-expanding universe, do I truly lie at some infinitesimally small spec beside other such points? Does the universe exist either? Are there parallel universes? Is this reality just an illusion? Am I crazy to believe that I am looking at a computer right now? What if I actually exist somewhere entirely real, but am too deluded to acknowledge it? What if we all have these delusions? What if I only know about a small part of the world, and everybody's keeping the other part a secret? (And if they are, is there a door out of the dome that I need a boat to get to?) What if I'm just a biological project that went horribly right? Or maybe I'm actually a cyborg? Alien? Extra-dimensional being? Re-born soul? Then I decided that whichever way I thought, muffins still tasted the same. Oh well, the greatest questions are given the simplest answers.