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  2. What Not To Put On Your Application For Employment NAME: Greg Bulmash DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle-management hostility. SALARY: Less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment. MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here? DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what? DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?" HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes. DO YOU SMOKE?: Only when set on fire. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS? Living in Bimini with a fabulously wealthy super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now. DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: No, but I dare you to prove otherwise. SIGN HERE: Scorpio with Libra rising.
  3. A Medical Problem An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?" "Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week." Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson's office. "Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting just as much, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?" "Calm down, Mrs. Harris," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!!!"
  4. its a good movie but the think is wrong with it is when they kill em right it blood on em but on the floor its cleen as
  5. id think its a bad idiea caus e alot of little kids are diying
  6. i wouldnt mind gay people getting married
  7. theres a new xbox 360 coming out called xbox 360 elid it has 160gig memery i herad its better then ps3 its gonna be black
  8. id try to play guitar but i was crap its easy to play keyborad
  9. id think : the day my bum went sikow
  10. wrx or skyline in a-class id pick farrari
  11. THE world's most famous soccer club has offered nine-year-old Brisbane whiz kid Rhain Davis a shot at stardom. Rhain has been invited to join Manchester United's famed academy, the breeding ground of current Red Devils' star Ryan Giggs and 1966 World Cup-winning England hero Bobby Charlton. The young midfield general, who played for the under 10 development squad at Redlands United, caught the attention of United scouts on a DVD passed on to the club by his England-based grandfather. Rhain, who holds a British passport, was soon on a plane to Britain and according to mother Leah, "won't be back". Instead, Mrs Davis, her husband Mark, and their two other children Emerson and Reeve will re-locate to Manchester. "It's for family and business reasons," she said. Mrs Davis said Rhain had hardly taken off his Manchester United's shirt since being given the football chance of a lifetime. "It's been awesome so far," Rhain said from Manchester last night. "The best part has been getting to meet a lot of the players." Rhain now counts among his "friends" United stars Cristiano Ronaldo, Wayne Rooney and Wes Brown and includes Ronaldo in his nightly prayers. The United academy starts at under nines, with the club deciding by the under 12 stage whether to offer players a full-time scholarship. Diana Patchett, who has guided Rhain during his school soccer career at Moreton Bay Boys College, has no doubt her star pupil was on track to earn a scholarship. "He is so well-balanced on the ball," Mrs Patchett said. "His ability to shield the ball in a tight space is extraordinary for someone of his age."
  12. dj sammy , fantasy project , dj alex and lots more
  13. type in your fav muzic il start of Crazy baby by fantasy project
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